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Paste the profile
Bio, prompts, or the carefully curated personality package.
Dating profile triage
We roast it.
You fix it.
Paste your dating profile. Get a sharp, useful read on what is landing, what is generic, and the one line worth replacing tonight.
Free first roast · No profile text in shared cards
Live profile audit Online
Not mean.
Just honest.
01Score the signal
02Name the clichés
03Hand you a better line
TRUTH > EGOROASTLY.AI
The roast lab
Bring the
evidence.
We critique the copy you submit—not your appearance, identity, or worth. Keep it real; leave out anything private.
Your verdict lands here.
Score, sharp observations, and one rewrite—ready when you are.
How it works
Three moves.
No fluff.
02
Pick the heat
Playful if you bruise easily; ruthless if you brought a helmet.
03
Fix one thing
Leave with a specific rewrite, not vague confidence advice.
Coming next
The Nice Version.
The roast tells you what is not working. The paid constructive rewrite will turn your profile into a clearer, more specific version of you—when checkout is wired.
Constructive rewrite
Less “just ask.”
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